Supplement to Day 5

There is a 30 minute part of Friday that I neglected to disclose earlier. Partly due to just hurrying to get a posting up and partly due to the nature of not wanting people to know. But, I decided to tell for the sake of a scientific experiment. The experiment will be in the area of word association and you will be the guinea pig. There are many ways that I could take this, so I will try them all.

I got a massage. Said like that you would think, no problem. But, like many people out there, that never does paint a clear enough picture. I will add words and phrases that will help to paint said picture. You may feel uncomfortable, but let me assure you...you won't feel as uncomfortable as I was.

• I got a massage at my hotel.
• I got a massage at my hotel by the pool.
• I got a massage at my hotel by the pool in a little grass hut.
• I got a massage at my hotel by the pool in a little grass hut on a table.
• I got a massage at my hotel by the pool in a little grass hut on a table with a towel on it.
• I got a massage at my hotel by the pool in a little grass hut on a table with a towel on it by a man.
• I got a massage at my hotel by the pool in a little grass hut on a table with a towel on it by a man of Egyptian decent.
• I got a massage at my hotel by the pool in a little grass hut on a table with a towel on it by a man of Egyptian decent who was sweating.

Doing ok? Don't forget to breathe. Ready for more? Here goes...

• I got a massage at my hotel by the pool in a little grass hut on a table with a towel on it by a man of Egyptian decent who was sweating and rubbed massage oil on my back.
• I got a massage at my hotel by the pool in a little grass hut on a table with a towel on it by a man of Egyptian decent who was sweating and rubbed massage oil on my back and continued for 30 minutes.
• I got a massage at my hotel by the pool in a little grass hut on a table with a towel on it by a man of Egyptian decent who was sweating and rubbed massage oil on my back and continued for 30 minutes with Amy in the room.

Notice that as I unfolded the scene for you that you began to laugh more and more and started to cringe. Now, I will try it one more way. I will say it in a manner that may sound a tad bit 'dirty' but actually says the same thing.

I got a rub-down from a sweaty Egyptian cabana-boy for 30 minutes as he continuously rubbed oil all over my revealed and exposed back for 30 minutes in a message shack by the pool as my friend watched.

I am pretty sure that you are laughing hard enough that you need to go to the bathroom. Well, that is the end of the experiment. If you would, leave me a quick comment with your thoughts. Cheers.

Comments

[Bekah]

awesome!

[Christina]

Chris--that's hot.

[Dad]

I've been thinking about getting a massage. You paint a rather interesting picture. Hope the sweat wasn't dripping on you and mixing with the oil. Or could you tell?

[Eris]

Hi guys. Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
I am from Brazil and learning to speak English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "Get the best airfare and flight deals on economy, business and first class, choose one way or return trips on domestic."

Thanks for the help ;), Eris.